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This is MAN WITHOUT A TINDER, a never-before-seen, never-before-read, in-depth investigative journal in five parts, in which said man gets a Tinder.

I’m the man. This is man’s story.*

*To those who know me — This is a work of fiction. Though surface facts may be recognized from my own life, I am not manwithoutatinder and manwithoutatinder is not me. Manwithoutatinder is simply living my life. I am not responsible for his thoughts or his actions. Having said that, some of this is true, some of this really happens. Don’t break yourself trying to figure out what’s what.

To those who don’t — Hand on the bible, all of this is real.

THE FIRST SEASON

journal #1  (in which said man considers tinder)

journal #2 (in which said man gets a tinder)

journal #3 (in which said man gets a tinder, PART II)

journal #4 (in which said man gets a match, sends a message)

journal #5 (in which said man discusses Brian and Brian’s new plaything—Tommy Tinder)

journal #6 (in which Brian destroys the home life of Tommy Tinder)

journal #7 (in which said man contemplates dancing fish and suicide and also, a familiar face)

journal #8 (in which said man launches his attack, his heart a moldy block of cheese)

journal #9 (in which said man tells the tale of the shredded hair in the night)

journal #10 (in which said man concludes the tale of the shredded hair in the night)

THE SECOND SEASON

journal #11 (in which said man talks to coffeeshop girl)

journal #12 (in which said man eats Thai food with coffeeshop girl)

journal #13 (which involves said man, a dead man, the coffeeshop girl and Alaska)

journal #14 (in which said man gets kicked in the head)

journal #15 (in which said man makes a big Tinder decision)

journal #16 (in which the earth beneath said man vibrates, violently)

journal #17 (in which a beast is awakened)

journal #18 (in which said man and the lilac girl search for lilacs in the night)

journal #19 (which involves said man and sexting, starved cats and sand castles)

journal #20 (in which a raccoon nighttime…)

THE THIRD SEASON

journal #21 (in which said man overhears a private conversation)

journal #22 (in which Tommy Tinder writes a book)

journal #23 (in which said man discusses Jane and the L-word)

journal #24 (which involves sex and lies and somebody dies)

journal #25 (in which Tommy Tinder returns home)

journal #26 (which spans over 2000 years)

journal #27 (in which Brian recommends an ending to all of this)

journal #28 (which ends with the death of Queen Jane)

journal #29 (in which Brian leaves Tommy, finally)

journal #30 (in which said man hits the road with Brian)

THE FOURTH SEASON

journal #31 (which begins a red hot summer)

journal #32 (in which said man upgrades to Tinder Plus)

journal #33 (in which said man runs out of gas (and whiskey))

journal #34 (in which said man walks among giants)

journal #35 (in which said man finds himself)

journal #36 (in which nothing happens in San Francisco)

journal #37 (in which said man finds himself back home)

journal #38 (in which said man revisits the one-armed Jesus)

journal #39 (in which said man retreats further into himself)

journal #40 (in which Brian comes back)

THE FINAL SEASON

journal #41 (in which the beginning of the end takes place mostly outside an In-N-Out Burger)

journal #42 (which brings the second coming of Tommy Tinder)

journal #43 (in which said man runs out of people, finds himself alone)

journal #44 (in which Brian takes over)

journal #45 (in which Brian goes undercover)

journal #46 (in which nothing is Brian’s fault)

journal #47 (in which Brian finishes his sentence)

journal #48 (in which said man writes about before he starts writing again)

journal #49 (07.03.17)

journal #50 (07.10.17)

😐

New journals to be posted every Monday.

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